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Four hours of sleep. Been up for 21 hours straight now. Somehow I'm still coherent. I just crave brains. BRAINS!!!
Thought I'd give a quick little update on the stupid dating website. I'm learning things:
1. Dating websites are scams. They make you pay cash-money to e-mail people.
2. A little extra weight is a very vague description. Curiosity almost got the best of me. I almost forked over 25 fucking dollars so I could e-mail that one girl who showed interest. Fortunately, I took one last look at her profile, where I noticed under Body Type she had chosen "a few extra pounds" and under weight she'd written 200. Don't even get me started on this. Let's just say I'd rather not entertain the idea of dating a woman who could roll over in bed and crush me to death.
3. Dating services are stupid too. I got another hit from a rather cute girl... who lives in fucking Canada. Sweet fuck.
No time for spellcheck. You all can just deal with my shitty spelling. Night.
V
July 15 2005, 16:14:01 UTC 6 years ago
July 16 2005, 06:39:46 UTC 6 years ago
I'm so shallow. Or afraid of being squished. Either one works.
Anonymous
July 16 2005, 06:43:09 UTC 6 years ago
She's not fat...
...she's just a whole lot of woman. More to love, you know what I mean- a fuckload more.July 16 2005, 06:55:54 UTC 6 years ago
Re: She's not fat...
More cushin' for the pushin'?Some people are into playing hide n' seek. I'm not.
Anonymous
July 16 2005, 06:58:16 UTC 6 years ago
Big Bottoms; Big Bottoms;
...talk about mud flaps my girls got 'em!